A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

Your mom is so old she died

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

A blind man walks into a library.

I have a really funny joke.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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