Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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The New York Giants

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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What is green and slow Grass.

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

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Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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12 niqqa 12.

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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