- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

mikey is cute

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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