What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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