Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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I love you

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OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

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A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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