Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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