people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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Feminism.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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