I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

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An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

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chirs

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

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What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

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Set up Punch line.

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Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

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why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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