- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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