Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

what are three short words? i a am

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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