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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

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Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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