- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

What's up? Your time.

Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

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