- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Stephen Hawking

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

A baby seal walks into a club.

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

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