WARNING!: THIS JOKE MAY BE OFFENSIVE::: three mexicans wanted to cross the united states borders when they were greeted by a border guard with a gun. the guard tells the three mexicans that if they wanted to pass the border, they will have to do as he says, to which the 3 of them agrees. the guard tells them to go gather a pair of fruits, so like that each of them went their own way to go get some fruits. the first mexican came back with a pair of apples. The guard orders him to stick both of them up his ass and if he makes a sound, the guard will kill him. The mexican obeys and sticks the apple halfway when he screamed. the guard killed him. The second mexican came back with a pair of cherries. The guard ordered the same thing and told him the same thing. the second mexican made 1 cherry and a half when he giggled. So he died also. when he got to heaven, he meets the first mexican. to which the 1st mexican asks, "why did you laugh? that was so easy!" and the 2nd mexican responded, "i giggled because i saw the third mexican coming with a pair of water melons."

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what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

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A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

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when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

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What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

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i like it in the mouth

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

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What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

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Racial equality.

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

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joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

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aodhan hearty

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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