- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

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