- Anti Joke

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

You had better thumbs up this post.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.