A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

noah is a scrub jungle

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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