- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Sixty... eight

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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