- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

tee hee

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Fine, ladies first.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

How do you make a car? You build it.

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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