What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

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Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

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Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

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How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

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AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

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Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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What african eat for christmas Sand.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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