You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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