- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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