Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

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What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

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hi michael

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

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did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

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What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

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There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

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why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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poop.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

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why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

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Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

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"Knock Knock" "Come in"

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How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

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