- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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