A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

*prepares this to get negative votes*

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

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Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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