- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

I have a horse.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

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