What do you call a leper in a spa bath? Say excuse me Sir (or Madam), I notice you have leprosy, did you know that it is treatable? MDT for multibacillary leprosy consists of rifampicin, dapsone, and clofazimine taken over 12 months. Dosages adjusted appropriately for children and adults are available in all primary health centres in the form of blister packages.[17] Single dose MDT for single lesion leprosy consists of rifampicin, ofloxacin, and minocycline. The move toward single-dose treatment strategies has reduced the prevalence of disease in some regions, since prevalence is dependent on duration of treatment. World Leprosy Day was created to draw awareness to leprosy and its sufferers

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Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

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Old, Asian, Woman who drive

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

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Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

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how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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