Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

The global news

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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