- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

whats brown and booky a book.

what's black and can't swim?

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

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