Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

What comes after 69? 70

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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