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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

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