Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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Stop me if you heard this one before.

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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This is an anti-joke.

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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