Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

I C U P White stuff

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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