- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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