What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

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What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

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What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

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What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

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A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

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Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

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What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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