- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

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