Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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Basically

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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My children are mistakes

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

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Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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