- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Stephani and a momma hippo? The mother hippo is slowly but surely losing weight while Stephani is packing on the pounds! :)

How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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