what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

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What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

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Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

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Gay republicans

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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