- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is John Galt?

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Vote this down and get DOXED

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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