What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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