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you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

Anthony sucks

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Jack Stevens

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.