- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

where's mom I killed her

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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