Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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anti jokes are really funny

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Why? Why not?

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

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there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

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why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

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Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

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an dislexik nam rwote hits

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What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

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What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

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What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

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What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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