Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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