How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

The global news

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Chick Norris... Enough said

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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