- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

how do you break up with someone lightly and not hurt their feeling I dont want to hurt your feeling but i hate you

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? Cindy your neighbor. I was wondering if I could borrow some milk, I ran out.

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead.

What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Nero, sure you are okay?

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

I don't believe in giraffes.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

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