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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

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A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

What is green and has wheels? A blue car.

"What would Jesus do?" "Form a religion, get nailed to a cross, and become a martyr to millions."

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten won the contest. The man didn't think much of it.

Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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