- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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