- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

An orphan falls off a cliff.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

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