- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

SHUT UP JP

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

YOU

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Why did the house burn down? Obama

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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