- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

I asked her where you were.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

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