Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

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Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

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What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

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Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

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Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

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What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

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There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

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What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

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What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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