Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

You know what's funny? A well told joke

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

I have a horse.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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