- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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