what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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