Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

Homo say what?

Read a Book.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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