what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

A van drives into a car.

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

This sentence is a lie.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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