what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

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That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

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Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

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Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

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what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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