- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

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