- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

No soup for you!

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

What has two legs? Half a cat

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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