- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

Fat? Jesse Z

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

knock,knock you suck

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

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