- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

Committing Suicide #YOLO

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

Are you gay. No. Ok.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

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