- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

Is your refrigerator running? No.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

Want to hear something funny? Sure, what? 9/11

For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

Does anyone know any good ways to piss off an Grammar Nazi?

Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

alex is cool

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