- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. Boom (\ _ /) (x . x)

What do you call a black guy driving an airplane? A pilot

Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

whats white and sticky glue

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. *Boom* (\ _ /) (x . x)