Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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