- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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