What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

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Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

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what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

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Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

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What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

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King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

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You're a frog

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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