so a piece of grass is walking down the street..... wait a minute thats not right.

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Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

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Why do black people have white hands and feet? Regardless of race or ethnicity, the skin on the palms and soles of the feet is always less pigmented than elsewhere on the body. In darker skinned people this fact is readily observable, but in light skinned people this feature of human biology cannot normally be discerned by simple visual inspection.

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yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

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roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

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How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

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why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

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did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

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The Princess is in another castle

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

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Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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Anti Joke

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