Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

You should read the Terms of Service.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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