- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

tim has no humor

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

Julian Ha.

Barack Obama

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

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