- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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