- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock Fuck off!

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

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