why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

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What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

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I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

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What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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