Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

What is older than history?

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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