the midget went to the midget store

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

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Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

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Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

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How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

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What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

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Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Man 1: Is your refrigerator running? Man 2: Nope, broke last week.

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Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens live on farms.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

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What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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