When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

this website is a bad joke

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

I enjoy Popcorn

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Once, I went to Peru.

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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