- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

here's a joke... the american education society

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

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