So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

thumb_up thumb_down -10

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

thumb_up thumb_down -10

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

i have yougurt mit traktor

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

thumb_up thumb_down -10

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

thumb_up thumb_down -10

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

thumb_up thumb_down -10

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

thumb_up thumb_down -10

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

thumb_up thumb_down -10

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops