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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

What is brown and sticky? A stick

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

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