- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

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