- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

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