- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

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