- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

knock knock who's there? hope

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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