Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

What comes after 23? 24.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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