have you ever had african food? neither have they

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

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Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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What is older than history?

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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