- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven? She was paralyzed.

mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

KNOCK KNOCK WHOSE THERE? AVOCADO AVOCADO WHO AVOCADO COLD THAT'S A RETARD JOKE HAHAHAHAHA GOOD 1

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

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