- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

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