Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

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Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

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how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

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What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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How did Chris die? Bush-fire

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

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What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

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Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

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How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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