- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

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Your girlfriend.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

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