- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

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Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

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Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

What did the blonde waitress say to the man with a curly moustache? Good evening, are you ready to order?; yes [x2]; and what would you like with it?; certanly; there you go; no, I'm sorry; right.

Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

how do you wake up lady gaga? set her alarm for a reasonable hour

What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

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