- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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