- Anti Joke

Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman