- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

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