- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

how do you call someone? use a phone

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

So these two girls have a cup .

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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