Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

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Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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Justin beiber..

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

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How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

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An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

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Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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