- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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