Racial Equality

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

A man died.

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Take part of what?

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

I was watching Fox news.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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