- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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