- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

You were born.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

A car walks into a bar.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

im @ work, LOL.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

I dont have a girlfriend

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

haha black people :D

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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