What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

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How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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