your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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What did the teacher do? He taught.

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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mitchell palmer sucks

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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What ryhmes with turtle rape

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

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What is funnier than 24 69

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Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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