- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

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roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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