I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

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Where would you find a dog with one leg? Possibly in a vet's surgery, or in an animal rescue home or being cared for by a loving owner.

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

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Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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