why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

thumb_up thumb_down -27

What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

thumb_up thumb_down -27

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

thumb_up thumb_down -27

What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

XD A COZY FIGHT XD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? I am gonna kick your ass, break your face and then give you a kiss on the cheek as your mangled corpse bleeds out... XD :)) THANKS FOR THE LAUGHTER XD XD Reminds me of a former comment where you describe the local weather, you know, we do not live that far away from each other, hell it was actually the time, we are completely in the same timezone, so anyway, do you also get cartoon network on your television?

thumb_up thumb_down -27

hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

thumb_up thumb_down -27

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Why was the boy sick? Because he accidently ate his own feces.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

What do you call an arab ?

thumb_up thumb_down -27

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

thumb_up thumb_down -27

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops