Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

Your Mum is soo fat.

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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