- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

Are you gay. No. Ok.

knock knock Dave's not here.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

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