What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

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Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

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Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

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A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

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What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

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What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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Waffles ate my grandma

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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