Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

Julian Ha.

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

ever tried african food? they neither

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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