- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

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What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

A paralysed man falls over.

Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

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