- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

800 people died last year. end of story

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

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