- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

Your mother is so obese, that when shot with a high velocity round from a handgun, the bullet is unlikely to penetrate the several layers of fat protecting her vital organs, like a fleshy kevlar vest. However, she is likely to die from infection, which is highly commom among gunshot wounds.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

Democracy.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

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