What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

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school homewrok

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A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

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Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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