- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Q:Whats the difference between Jews and Pizza? A: Jewish people are humans, and pizza is a food

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

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