A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

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What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

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What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

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What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

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If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

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What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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Stephen Hawking

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

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Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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