- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

A blind man walks into a library.

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

A Chinese man fails a math test

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

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