DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

*prepares this to get negative votes*

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Anti Joke

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