Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

How old are you? 7

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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