- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Jordan is pregant

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

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