Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

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Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

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A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

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One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

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You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

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Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

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why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

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autsim

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What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

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SHUT UP JP

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why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

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What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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