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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

A woman walks into a bar.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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