- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

Wanna hear a joke? no

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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