- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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