- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

i like it in the mouth

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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