9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

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What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

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Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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What did the fridge say to the watermelon? Nothing.

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What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

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How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

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Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

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I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

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Justin's life

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whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

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A man found out that he had hit the lottery and would be receiving 300 million dollars, but he had to fly to china to do so. The man took a plane to China from New York and would arrive within the next several hours. Meanwhile, in australia a god-cow was producing infinitely large amounts of concentrated milk. His milk was so infinitely large in mass that it collapsed on its own mass and turned into black hole; absorbing the entire Earth. The man never got to receive his money from winning the lottery

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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